A LOUHEAD
EXCLUSIVE:
Undisputed cyber- villains Leto Morbus and Kasia Magilakutty (aka Kiki Shogunate) are finally apprehended after a world wide drag-net leading an Elite Government Task Force on a 1,200 mile chase through 12 countries, and the Republic of Togo.
Charges levied against the special duo are for crimes as innocuous are they are perplexing. Ranging from 'Charming a Garden Hose in a New Delhi plaza without a License", to de-tagging all of the mattresses in a Hong Kong 'Sleepy's', the team has left the world guessing, "but...why?"
Mr. Morbus, charged with one of the more serious crime's of "stealing candy from a baby", had this to say:
"Darn you LouHead! - We had nothing to do with the the Charges against Ms. Santangelo or Harry Potter and that Slut Horse!"
His accomplice Ms. Magilakutty was unavailable for comment; and is being held without bail for a prior crime involving a Blind Man, Some Ping Pong Balls, and a Gold Fish Bowl; further details on this heinous, yet similarly perplexing crime will follow as they are available.
EXCLUSIVE:
Undisputed cyber- villains Leto Morbus and Kasia Magilakutty (aka Kiki Shogunate) are finally apprehended after a world wide drag-net leading an Elite Government Task Force on a 1,200 mile chase through 12 countries, and the Republic of Togo.
Charges levied against the special duo are for crimes as innocuous are they are perplexing. Ranging from 'Charming a Garden Hose in a New Delhi plaza without a License", to de-tagging all of the mattresses in a Hong Kong 'Sleepy's', the team has left the world guessing, "but...why?"
Mr. Morbus, charged with one of the more serious crime's of "stealing candy from a baby", had this to say:
"Darn you LouHead! - We had nothing to do with the the Charges against Ms. Santangelo or Harry Potter and that Slut Horse!"
His accomplice Ms. Magilakutty was unavailable for comment; and is being held without bail for a prior crime involving a Blind Man, Some Ping Pong Balls, and a Gold Fish Bowl; further details on this heinous, yet similarly perplexing crime will follow as they are available.
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2 comments:
i can't believe kiki's hair grew that long all this time!
isn't that really Tom Cruise on the left?
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